Some people thought I looked a little fat in that picture of me at my job. Here is proof of how fat I am not.

This is Jordana’s reaction to my concept of “Not Fat”

I think if you look carefully at the picture of me, you can still see the scar on my lip from when I passed out in Brooklyn. Oy, what a night that was!

Listen, my coach got fired and everyone seems happy about it. I am crestfallen, pictures of me naked is the best I can do.