You should write

Hey, I know I said your blog sucked but… go ahead and write. I mean, if you want to.

Look, I wasn’t saying your blog sucks. I know, I know, it *sounded* like I was saying your blog sucks, but I was just… it’s just that sometimes I feel bad and I have to lash out, y’know? I feel so all alone, and that makes me say things I wouldn’t normally say.

C’mon, baby. Write something. Go ahead. Tell me how you’re feeling. C’mon honey. Remember when you had all that knitting? That was *great*, you should tell me about it again. Remember when you thought that thing? You should totally tell me about it again. The famous person you met at that wedding…?

Okay, honey, I just checked again and there have been no blogs posted. You really should. Just think about what’s happened the last little while and post a blog about it. Honey, I don’t want to have to be like this, but, y’know, it’s your responsibility to post a blog. I mean, I don’t want to pressure you, but if you don’t write a blog, I can’t promise you that I’ll keep writing mine.

Look. I’ve been nice. But there’s still no posting.

You know what? Your blog sucks. Don’t post, I don’t care. No. No, don’t even try. Don’t you fucking post, not after all this. I don’t even *want* to read your crap.