Penistry


Jordana: Do more!

Sean: I can’t remember any of the other ones.

Jordana: You suck at Puppetry of the Penis. None of your things looks like you say it will.

Sean: Wait, I think this is supposed to be a beating heart…

Jordana (laughing): It looks like gonzo

Sean: Dude.

Jordana: Seriously, you’re terrible at this.

Sean: Gimme just a sec… I think this one’s called “Diving Board”…

(pause)

Jordana: Like I said, none of them look like you say they will.

Sean: Yeah, I don’t think this is happening…