It’s not exactly the death of the modern musical, but Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is closing.

Here’s the thing. I would probably not have liked this play. It’s not my cup of tea. Would you like to know how I know this? Because they frickin’ named it Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. There.

If you came and saw “Fleet Week The Musical” and you were pissed by the leaps in logic, I have a clue for you, In the future, don’t go see shows with names like “Fleet Week, The Musical”.

Oh, and if you’re as interested in seeing “Snakes On A Plane” as I am, let me know, I’ll go with you. Y’see, I’d like to see a movie where snakes are loose on a place and Samuel L. Jackson has to fight them. I know that’s what the movie is, because they named it Snakes on a Plane.